Every REAL man knows that REAL "eBooks" are made only with Adobe’s Acrobat PDF generating software. PDFs rules, unless you want ta use Apple’s QuickTime for Adobe’s Flash for animations.
MPEG files also rock, while .mp3 files literally rock, but they also roll, do jazz, opera, or anything audio wise.
When your putting text into a Power Point presentation, make your text get to its point. Don’t drone on and on like a scorned lover.
If you do not use short, to the point, blunt English without even complete sentences when you make Power Point slides, you miss the whole point of Power Point!
What’s the POINT of all that "power" if I have to write a book one dang slide at a time?
What a wimpy way to do things!
If I say a few words and you understand me, THAT’S REAL POWER and if I also have a point, I can have a Power Point. Or many of them.
Back to Da Fonts
We talked about fonts earlier. When you use them, limit yourself to THREE only.
If you need to use more than three fonts in a document, you’re insecure.
Don’t be. Fonts don’t kill people, guns do, right?
So when you pick your THREE fonts, unless you really, absolutely tuly nuly must have more than three, make sure they are not all the same.
If you pick Helvetica and Arial, just remember that they are twin fonts who were once separated by the Guttenberg family at birth.
Uncle Hans fell under the spell of a beautiful (what else!) Czech woman, and when everyone saw what beautiful fonts they produced, eventually Desktop publishing evolved.
When the Guttenberg family saw what newborn, beautiful young fonts this newlywed couple managed to produce, they became extremely jealous over these new typestyles they had never read before.
Next thing you know, they started creating even more variations of fonts, and before you know it, at the Tower of Babel, they had to eventually create a entire Font Book, (which was Holy of course) to contain all of them. No one used the same, unified font sets anymore, and because they changed their fonts and couldn’t read some of these new type styles, this led to the development of different languages including Czech!
Tomorrow, the phrases I promised.
. Jokes of the Day: More BushismsBushisms are those unique and wonderful expressions in English that only President George W. Bush understands. 1. It’s exciting; I don’t know whether I’m going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I’m ready for the job. And, if not, that’s just the way it goes. 2. I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children. 3. The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case. 4. Will the highways on the Internet become more few? 5. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country. |
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