VŠECHNY LEKCE ZDE
If you go to www.elfyourself.com, (yes, we are not making this up folks!), you’ll see an animation of a dancing elf, which is very well done. The thing that’s cool about elf yourself, is that the image can be of anyone you wish.
Elfing yourself is simple: first, you load an image of your face (or someone else’s) and then you use the slider on the right to scale it to the size that you want.
When elfing yourself, you will also see what looks like a mouth, or a pair of lips which are outlined in white. This is a mouth which you can place over your photo, so that when you are elfed, your picture will be able to talk and sing.
If you don’t want to be elfed this way, don’t do anything with the mouth, just ignore it and load your favorite image of a face.
Now your "Elfed"
After you’ve elfed yourself, you can preview your creation by hitting the "Preview" button which should appear on your screen. After a few seconds, your Royal ElfNess will appear and of course sing and dance for you.
When elfing yourself, or others, remember that you can elf up to four people at a time.
Try elfing your boss when she’s not looking. The program also allows you to email others and is free.
Jokes: More Points to Ponder
1. Did you hear about the blonde woman who tried to commit suicide, but accidentally killed her twin sister instead?
3. Did you hear about the woman whose psychic boyfriend left her before they even met?
5. Did you hear about the wife who beat her husband after she asked him what was on TV and he replied, "Dust, what else?"
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