Mad, mad, mad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHA8c_zgjls

"Hello. My name is Kal Korff,

and I'm a captain in the Israeli-based Special Secret Services..."

Re: Mad, mad, mad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJZKPxSLMQ

"My name is Kal Korff, and I'm a

colonel in the Special Secret Services....I'm involved in the war

against terrorism...."

A kollection of Kalspeak

For a handy collection of the Sayings of Kal, click here: http://zpravy.idnes.cz/diskuse.asp?iddiskuse=A080130_092738_anglictina_bar

So many Czech wrote to you?

That means 50,000 people who do not know that you are a lousy teacher, who has the longest sentences in the world, who does not know where to put commas and where to omit them. Many do not understand what a complete fraud you are. You are not a teacher, you do not know grammar, you cannot write a good, informative article. You stink. Did you even finish your High School? And you did forget to lose some weight, you still have 25 kilos of lard in your brain...

Re: So many Czech wrote to you?

Hi Stiller - have a look at the latest entry here: http://zpravy.idnes.cz/diskuse.asp?iddiskuse=A080311_091401_anglictina_bar

Ich habe keine zeit !

hmm

...is it me becoming stupid, or are Kal's articles actually becoming better - I DO NOT SAY that they are without any mistakes, but they are definitely better compared to his first articles here...

Re: hmm

After reading few other recent articles I am forced to take back the above mentioned statement; this article was probably just a bright exception. As a result, I should make a statement that KAL STILL SUCKS.

..have a nice day everybody! :)

Well, I feel like writing to you the 50 002nd letter

Dear Kal,

you are a moron who cannot spell. I do not understand the Czech media that employ you. It is a shame for a country to have such an "English teacher".

You provided me with a raised blood pressure after reading your "articles".

Hope you will be sacked soon,

Sincerely, Wendolene.

blimey

Re: blimey

50,000 letters!