"Colonel" Korff's illness

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudologia

Ka'ls Greatest Hits (PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!!!)

Page 9 http://data.zpravy.cz/expres/pdf/20080317.pdf

Re: Ka'ls Greatest Hits (PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!!!)

"Whenever there is more than one of something, remember that it must be plural, and not singular."

More Kal's Greatest Hits

http://zpravy.idnes.cz/explaining-u-s-justice-1-0vx-/anglictina.asp?c=A080307_112120_anglictina_bar

Kurtis Korff, age 39, was in a car which was being driven by several men.

---"driven by several men"??!!! The care was being driven BY SEVERAL MEN?? All at the same time???

Re: More Kal's Greatest Hits

Ironically, in a few moments, he would get shot by police in this

car he was merely a passenger in, who didn’t even know who he was.

---so the car didn't know who he was? HUH??? How can a car "know" anything?

Kal's Greatest Hits (continued)

English tends to be more of a literal language - at least as far as its logic is concerned.

---"literal language". What a load of pseudo-scientific bollocks.

Re: Kal's Greatest Hits (continued)

For example, in English you cannot be "mad on someone" - instead, you must be or can be "mad AT someone."

---Garbage. “I'm mad on the Beatles.” “I'm mad on Petra Nemcova.”

More krap from the archive

http://zpravy.idnes.cz/power-point-power-phrases-part-3-da4-/anglictina.asp?c=A080305_131050_anglictina_bar

Re: More krap from the archive

"...PDFs rules, unless you want ta use

Apple’s QuickTime for Adobe’s Flash for animations."

---Kdyz clovek pise, ze neco "rules", to znamena, ze to neco je bajecne. So this should be either "PDFs rule" or

"PDF rules" - but not "PDFs rules".

Kal's Greatest Hits, volume ???

http://zpravy.idnes.cz/explaining-u-s-justice-1-0vx-/anglictina.asp?c=A080307_112120_anglictina_bar

Re: Kal's Greatest Hits, volume ???

Ironically, in a few moments, he

would get shot by police in this car he was merely a passenger in, who

didn’t even know who he was.

---so the car didn't know who he was?

HUH???

Mad, mad, mad...

http://www.ufowatchdog.com/komments.html

Pokud je Korff v Cesku osm let a jeste neumi cesky

dokazuje, to jaky je typicky omezeny American. To je hlavni rozdil mezi Anglicany a Americany. Britove se vzdy usadi v cizine a plne se integruji, nauci se cizi jazyk. Take proto diky tomu ovladli dost velkou cast sveta. Britove se umeji dobre prizpusobit. Americane mohou byt v cizine treba dvacet let a stale neumi jazyk zeme, kde ziji.

More bullshit

 http://data.zpravy.cz/expres/pdf/20080218.pdf - page 16):

"The reason I do not speak much Czech, although I understand it

better than I usually let on, is because I have not taken the time YET

to learn it. I took seven foreign languages in high school, essentially everything

west of here. 

Re: More bullshit

"Learning other languages is not hard for me. I love doing

so in fact."

---So you've lived here for 8 years, you learn languages easily, yet you STILL DON'T SPEAK CZECH??!!!!

More utter nonsense

http://data.zpravy.cz/expres/pdf/20080108.pdf

It is this swing vote which holds

the very real possibility that it could

determine the results of this election.

Re: More utter nonsense

Huh? Sorry - this is too profound for me, Kal...