Mighty Mouse and his mouse pad
While on our way, I was thinking of what she had said earlier, that they had only one hard drive left.
We didn’t tell the store NOT to deliver it, nor that we would be there in a few minutes. I imagined the drive being whisked away in a van while we were en route, causing us to just miss picking it up.
After entering the store, we had to wait in line. The lady standing in front of us was not in a hurry, and in front of her sat a 146 year old man!
I joked with Martina that this will take four hours, if we’re lucky.
Now, I was not poking fun at the elderly man who was sitting there. What I was referring to was the salesman. Like the guy on the phone earlier, he also had "all day." I joked by saying, "He only wants a mouse."
Now, I have no idea why I said this. I am certainly NOT "psychic." Yet the salesman got up, and promptly returned carrying a mouse!
After chatting some more, the salesman filled out the paperwork for this complex purchase in quadruplicate, putting beaucoup stamps on it.
Suddenly, the salesman remembered a "free gift" for this customer.
I turned to Martina and joked, "Watch, he’s going to receive a free mouse pad, this will really get him!"
Amazingly, this is what happened. The salesman pulled out two mouse pads, then showed them off proudly.
One of them had a scene of nature on it, the other a beautiful Czech woman in a skimpy yellow bikini.
The man chose the Czech pinup.
Now, it was Martina’s turn. She asked about the hard drive, only to be told that it was "sold out."
Martina was not amused.
Third and final part next Monday.
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A: To avoid the draft, obviously.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde woman who was trying to hold on to her thoughts by placing her hands over her ears?
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde woman who puts ice cubes in her freezer so she can keep it cold?
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