VŠECHNY LEKCE ZDE
Q: Why have you come to Prague?
A: I’m going to be meeting with Czechs to let them know that I am officially volunteering to be part of the Radar defense system which is going to be installed over here.
Q: What makes you think you are qualified? You’re an actor!
A: So what? Ronald Reagan and Boris Yeltsin were also actors, but they managed to get elected twice.
I’m qualified because I’m the world’s only living Radar. I have been playing this role longer than Bill Clinton has been staying faithful to his wife, Hillary.
Q: That’s not very long you know.
A: OK, I retract that statement. 1,247 times longer, I didn’t know you wanted me to get technical on you. I was trying to save my technical prowess for the Russians, in case they ever decide to try and come here again. You’re going to need my math skills.
Q: Don’t you think that by having a Missile Defense System here that it makes the Czech Republic more vulnerable to attack now?
A: No, that’s a myth, spread by the Communists. They’re still upset over Korea, I learned all of this filming M*A*S*H. I’ve never known anyone to attack me, and I’ve been all over the world. Everyone just loves Radar, M*A*S*H is syndicated in more than 2,468 countries, TV channels and time zones.
Q: Are you SURE you are not volunteering to be the part of the new defense system because you haven’t really done any real acting since M*A*S*H was canceled?
A: Well, OK. I admit I could use the work. This is my only chance to play Radar ever again.
Jokes: More Amazing Tongue Twisters
1. Betty Botter had some butter, “But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.
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