50,000 Letters from You!

An amazing thing has happened, we’ve reached a real milestone here together. We certainly could NOT have done it without all of you, -- our loving, loyal and dedicated readers. Kal’s Korner has now received more than 50,000 emails during these nearly past two years, and this is both humbling and just an incredible honor beyond words.

Jan Sykora is the 50,000th reader to write us, he wins a FREE Dinner. | foto: Profimedia.cz

Thank you!!

Jan Sykora, Mr. 50,000
We didn’t realize that Jan was the 50,000th person to write to us until we finished putting all of our emails on one large hard drive. Next, they’ll be put into a unified database and sorted so that we can respond to them much more effectively and eliminate many dupes.

With the many different email addresses people use to write to us, sometimes emails end up duplicated or not forwarded in a timely fashion, so hopefully this new database will help ease this process of managing them properly.

Jan’s FREE Expres Dinner
Of course, Expres Dinners are always free. This is when we come to your home and cook you a free American-style dinner and engage in real cultural exchange.

To get your free Expres Dinner, just write to me and ask, and we’ll do our best to try to make it happen.

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Jan has a band and plays in music clubs. He recently invited us to hear his group, but we couldn’t make it thanks to some bozo named Murphy who decided to jinx what had been a very organized schedule.

We look forward to hearing Jan soon, to filming him for all to enjoy, and cooking for him and his band.

. Jokes of the Day

Here are some things you NEVER say to a Czech woman, if you are smart and value your life.

1. I thought I was gay until I met you. Can I have your phone number please?
2. Do I have to buy you some drinks first, or do you just want all of my money and credit cards?
3. I don’t blame you for finding all of those other guys to be boring. They’re not like me.
4. Hey, baby.
5. Hey, baby, I’m American.
6. When you fell all the way from Heaven, did it hurt?
7. How do I get to Bohemia?
8. As you requested, I’m here now. What are your other two wishes?
9. I’m sorry, but I forgot my mobile phone number. Can I have yours now, pretty please?

Angličtina vychází od pondělí do pátku.

Najdete ji také v bezplatném deníku Metropolitní expres.

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