Pets named "Killer"
While there are many Americans, especially men, who just love giving their tiny, scrawny little pets such macho sounding names as "Spike" or "Killer," when we say we’re going to give you some tips on how to make "killer" Power Point slides, we don’t mean empower these kinds of people. We love humanity too much.
So if ya own any pet or varmint named "Killer," STOP reading this column right now! Indeed, individuals who dare to use such names, and this would include "Fluffy," are in need of some serious psychological help, not more power in their point.
Power Point Power
The very word Power Point is a REAL man’s "dream" come true.
Next to women, beer, computers, anything electronic or mechanical; anything that makes loud noises, goes fast and causes lots of damage and is expensive; gives you all of the "control" that you want by pushing some cool buttons, even if they’re NOT electronic, stuff like this is automatically way cool for all men.
Otherwise, they’re sissies!
While some women might "disagree with this," who cares?! They’re NOT men, and "feminism" never "enlightened" them on these points.
M-E-N U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D the POINT of POWER and the POWER of POINTING. Men, especially, are always pointing something at either somewhere or someone or something, -- think about it!
Men AUTOMATICALLY love Power Point, because it’s got a cool name, and it delivers in their minds instant power, even if it isn’t true.
Part II - Designing slides
. Jokes of the Day: More Great Bumper StickersBy popular request, here are some more great bumper sticker slogans. 1. A gleekzorp without a ternpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of). 3. Whatever it is, I did NOT do it! 4. While I may have my faults, being wrong is NOT one of them. 5. Have a nice day - somewhere else! 6. Never take life too seriously, just remember that it is not permanent. 7. Beware of nuns carrying guns 8. Optimism is another way of saying you are waiting for a ship which was never sent out in the first place. 9. Never eat more than you can lift. 10. Fun is just one person’s reality or just their point of view. |
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