Explaining a Thesaurus
The Thesaurus is a very old invention. Its earliest origins date back to the primitive days of the Czech-Celtic-Celtic-Czech Era when the Celts mated with those ever present, typically beautiful Czech women.
Their experiences were so incredible, that these brave beer guzzling CeltoBohemian warriors decided to try and rite their experiences down so that future Czech men could learn and benefit from their greatness.
Before they departed on their spaceships along with Erich von Daniken’s great, great, great, not-so-great, great, great, not-so-great grandfather, they decided to write everything down.
The problem they encountered is that they soon ran out of words.
After all, if she’s "Beautiful," does anything else need to be said?
After drinking more swill and pondering their dilemma, the idear for the Thesaurus was born.
Thesaurus vs. Theosaurus
The name Thesaurus was inspired by the dinosaur Theosaurus, who reigned down terror on invading armies who dared to mess with the Czech-Celtic warriors because they wanted the secret recipe for making great Czech beer.
Tomorrow Part II.
. Jokes of the Day: Bill ClintonBill Clinton was walking outside when he accidentally found a Magic Genie’s lamp. After picking it up and rubbing it, a genie appeared and offered to grant him one wish. Looking at a map, Clinton said, "I want to make the Middle East, the most peaceful region on this planet. No more wars." Shocked, the genie said to Clinton, "Hey, Bubba, I’m not THAT powerful! Those people have been fighting for thousands of years. Make another wish." Next, Clinton said he wanted people to love his wife Hillary, and forget about his other women like Monica Lewinsky and Jennifer Flowers. The genie then said to Clinton, "Let me try your first wish again." |
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