Some Amazing Animals - 1

Life is full of wonders, especially in the animal world. Here are some amazing stories about some equally amazing pets animals. Dogs are loved by millions of people around the world. Known for being "man’s best friend" many contests are held each year to try and determine who some of the "world’s greatest dogs" are.

Dogs are loved by millions of people around the world

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This is another amazing but true story concerning animals. This time, it involves a Blue-throated Amazon Parrot who screams every time he hears the words "Manchester United."

This is not a fictional story, it is really true. This parrot HATES Manchester United and screams in agony whenever he hears their name!

Now, what possibly on this green Earth could make any animal "hate" Britain’s Manchester United Football team so much?

Well, it turns out that the owner of this bird is a huge fan of Manchester United’s rival, Chelsea.

According to the British Police, who are actually out and about now trying to find this bird by yelling out Manchester United’s name hoping to elicit a shrieking reaction from this wayward Amazonian parrot, the owner’s son used to torture and taunt the poor bird by coming up to it very quietly and suddenly yelling "Manchester United!"

After having to endure this for a number of months while stuck in its cage, according to the police the bird was eventually stolen in a crime that police think was committed by a fellow football fan of Chelsea.

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Genital - someone who is non-Jewish.
Labor pains - got injured while I was at work.
Enema - someone who is not really your friend.
Artery - the study of paintings and other artwork.
Dilate - when you live much longer than you should.
Diarrhea - a daily journal a person keeps of events in their life.
Impotent - a very well known, VIP or honorable and distinguished person.
Coma - a punctuation mark used in some sentences.
Seizure - the most famous Roman Emperor who ever lived.

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