VŠECHNY LEKCE ZDE
To prove this, we journeyed inside the men’s bathroom at the Palladium mall so that we could explain in English, the various facial expressions ALL men will encounter when they decide to go to use this sacred domain of pure manhood.
The Women "Look" You Over
The first thing one notices when you enter the men’s bathroom at the Palladium, is how roomy and clean it is. Then, you immediately notice all the women. Yes, women!
As these photos prove, the ladies stand over the urinals and "observe" while the men drain their radiators.
First Photo: Describing Reactions
In this first photo, (centered below) you see the expressions of three women.
The first one, on the far left, has the expression on her face of something like "Isn’t that cute?"
The second woman, dressed in yellow, has her meter stick handy. Obviously, she’s "impressed" by what she sees, and offers to "measure" it. The third woman, has her hands over her mouth, as if she is "shocked" by what she sees or is saying "Oh my."
Second Photo: Describing Reactions
In the second photo, (above right) you see a woman wearing a red top with her hands spread out indicating a certain "manly" length. Obviously, she is very impressed.
We couldn’t help but notice that many Czech men seemed to prefer this particular urinal over all of the others that are in this bathroom, to aim their business at.
To her left stands another brunette female who is wearing a yellow dress and has a pair of binoculars in her hands.
Apparently, whatever she is "watching," she needs some help in order to find it.
These urinals are electronic, self-flushing, and are called "low maintenance."
Part II next week.
Joke of the Day: Men and Women Differences IV
1. Science has proven, and so has every church, that God created man FIRST in order to give him enough time to think about an answer to her first question.
A man will remember the woman he never proposed to, and never got to marry.
3. Women just L-O-V-E cats. Men, they just pretend to.
When a woman is not looking, a man will kick a cat.
4. When you really love a woman, it is not necessary to “understand” them.
5. Men don’t have any opinions about curtains.
Women? Don’t even ask.
Najdete ji také v bezplatném deníku Metropolitní expres.