Angličtina na iDNES.czTo help solve this potentially family-shattering phenomenon, what is called The Dad Saddle has been invented.
The way this gizmo works, is that Dad first straps it on securely around his waist. Next, the kid climbs up and puts both feet into the stirrups, which then allow any adult to be ridden just like a horse, all while standing up!
Dad Saddles are so stable in fact, that you can even go jogging on cobblestones with little Jiri bouncing around rhythmically as long as he holds on properly, just like he would have to do with a horse.
"Let’s Play Ball!"
This next "invention" is, thankfully, not very popular. Indeed, men who have tried to take up this sport usually last for about 1-4 plays, tops. The graphic below is an image from an actual invention which was granted a patent for this kind of, well, "football."
As this image shows, playing goalie in this game can be a real ball!
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