Vsem Kalovym nepratelum preji hezky vikend!

Re: Vsem Kalovym nepratelum preji hezky vikend!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

Kal-logic

Since most Americans do not own passports, they do

not travel to other countries as seamlessly nor regularly as Europeans

are accustomed to. Instead, whenever Americans do go anywhere, it tends to be by car.

---Again, the first point is completely unrelated to the second.

Re: Kal-logic

Stupidity is his speciality. He has not offered any useful information about travelling. Some tips about travel to the USA would be good, who cares about Americans and passports? Everybody knows that majority do not have passport because they have no need for them. Our talented Kal managed to write several boring articles about it. Enough with the passports!!!

Kal Korff is a Colonel in Special Secret Services, an Israeli organization, and he fights against Al-Qaeda.

My theory: He is Colonel , bought a piece of paper that says so ( after all, in the USA, you are a DR. if you are a chiropractic dr.), No such organization exists in Israel. Israel has two special services branches, SSS is not one of them.

The only thing that he fights in central Europe is good English. He manages to  butcher it daily.

What??!!

if an American visits Prague and gets mugged on the metro and his

rental car also gets stolen, he’s not going to remember the Czech

Republic very fondly...The point here is that when one is on travel, you are an extension in many ways of the country you represent.

---What has the first point got to do with the second point?

A lexicon of Kal-speak

Seznam "korfismů" (zdaleka ne vyčerpávající) najdete zde:

http://zpravy.idnes.cz/diskuse.asp?iddiskuse=A080130_092738_anglictina_bar&razeni=&strana=1

Oh, what a bore!

Tyhle clanky jsou absolutne o nicem, porad nam Korff jen pripomina, ze vetsina Americanu nema pas. Opakuje to mockrat v dilu jedna i dve, nam to stacilo jednou... Jinak zatim nenabidnul zadne konkretni tipy pro cestu do USA, je vtipne ,  jak porad pise America. Ano, i tak se USA rika, ale v oficialnim clanku by melo byt USA, protoze America je kontinent. Vi to vubec?

Re: Oh, what a bore!

Přesně tak, naprosto o ničem jako vždy Občas sem zabrousím, abych viděla, jestli konečně nastává nějaká smysluplný posun kupředu, ale zdá se, že k ničemu takovému ani v budoucnu bohužel nedojde Chtělo by to  do téhle sekce konečně najmout někoho nového a schopného!