Joke of the Day -( Bob Monkhouse)

"I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?" 

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now." 

"I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!" 

Re: Joke of the Day -( Bob Monkhouse)

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now." 

That's MY favorite! ..... LOLOLOL

Rules of English punctuation

are more alien to Paki Kal than any extraterrestrial can ever aspire to be.

Divil bych se ....

..... kdyby se tento článek dneska, anebo zítra, neukázal na titulní straně Večerní Prahy.

HURÁ

Z první lekce Kale jsem odešel trochu popletený. Nebyl jsem si jistý co Kal mínil když říkal: .... "human beings are the only life forms which have infinite ways to communicate." .... "the “mission”  must never be taken lightly." .... "you are going to learn English. Most importantly, however, you’re going to learn a lot of other things." ... a ... "we’re going to get to know each other,". 

TED' ALE VÍM !!!  Kal nás chce naučit jak komunikovat s mimozemskými obivateli. ZE 137 PLANET !!  ...No, TO MY ČEŠI, KONEČNE, budeme  v nečem první na světe. .. HURÁ .. HURÁ .. HURÁ  ... PS - Ja vsázím na to že Kal je Mart'an. Kdo ale ví, on je možná z Pluta, a teď, když už nemá domov ...? ... Vy?