VŠECHNY LEKCE ZDE
Seven women, will be our next guests, for our next free Expres Dinner, which will be served tonight at approximately 6:30PM.
Expres Dinners: Inviting YOU
Our Expres Dinners program is easy, it works like this: just email me and tell me you would like me to come cook dinner for you, and I will try my best to make an appointment and see to it that this indeed happens. That’s all there is to the Expres Dinners program. You just need to ask us!
A Kind Invitation
As you may recall, last month we held our first Expres Dinner, where I had the honor of meeting Jaroslav and Zuzana Schiller. For tonight’s Expres Dinner, I am looking forward to meeting a kind woman named Barbora Dujkova, and six of her fellow female students. I have never met any of these seven ladies, but I will be happy to cook for them over at their friend Pavlina Hertlova’s place.
Can a MAN Possibly Cook for Seven Women - and Survive?
I do love to cook, but never for myself. Therefore, the chance to cook for someone else is a dream come true. To do it for seven women, is a dream come true seven times over. But is it possible for a man to cook anything for seven women, and have them all end up actually liking it?
I have been told by every person I know, even other women, that this is not possible, "unless these women are starving, or you are going to serve lots of chocolate."
Texas to the Rescue - As Usual
In the Expres Dinners program, I promise to try and cook an American style dinner for you, free. Since I have the challenge of cooking for seven women this time around, I’m going to depend on good ol’ Texas cooking to help me achieve this victory.
To try and please these seven women and their culturally diverse appetites, my "grand plan" is to make some real BBQ chicken in this nice California weather, over some coals and some mesquite, and coat it with my special, super secret Mexican-Honey BBQ sauce, which I admit never tastes the same each time I make it.
Next, I plan to include some corn, mashed potatoes and of course some nice honey baked beans.
There will also be bread, and of course desert. Dessert will be a surprise, but yes, it will contain chocolate. After all, I am a humanitarian.
Understanding "The Rules"
After dinner, I look forward to all of us talking. Of course, we will have to speak only English, but we’ll be filming it. We hope to share some of this video with all of you as well, and to give it to each of these women so that they can see how they are when they speak English, and how they interact in this foreign language.
Expres Dinners is a great way to engage in real cultural exchange. I look forward to meeting these seven new friends, and you as well. We’ll be doing lots more of these.
Just write and ask me, and we’ll try to make an Expres Dinner happen Expresially for you.
Celebrating MORE Dumb Butt True Laws
Nogales, Arizona: it is against the law to wear suspenders.
California: it is illegal to trip horses for amusement.
Los Angeles, California: it is against the law to write a letter and complain about your hotel’s cockroaches!
California: it is technically illegal to set a mousetrap in your own home without a hunting license.
California: peeling an orange in your hotel room is against the law.
Colorado: it is illegal to kiss a woman when she is sleeping.
Idaho: it is against the law to go fishing while sitting on the back of any animal.
Jonesboro, Georgia: saying the phrase “Oh, Boy” is against the law!
Gary, Indiana: it is illegal to enter a theater or ride public transport within four hours after eating garlic.
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