Czech Miss Isle da Fense

Awright dagnabit, I can see that it’s time to Týčh every one how to write good about Miss Isle da Fense once again, and her cousin RADAR, (see photo on right) who just wants everyone to leave her alone. Let her choose her own boyfriends.

Notebook, houpací síť a léto | foto: Profimedia.cz

Apparently, the Comedianist Party doesn’t like RADAR, even though he never hurt anyone’s feelings.

Just jell lousy
The REAL reason the Comedianist Party no likey RADAR is because the Red Army has never had M*A*S*H Units of its own.

Now, in the USA, where freedom rules unless you try to put ice cream bars in your pockets, but only on Sundays; not only does the U.S. Army have M*A*S*H Units, but it even gave the job to Fox TV which produced the show for many years.

Instead, the Comedianistas have what are known as S*M*A*S*H Units, because their Great Leaders drink too much Vodka.

They’ll use any Czech spirits to make their S*M*A*S*H Units, because the Ghost of Lennon smoked cowboy cigarettes with the rest of the Beatles and Mr. Bob Dylan (who smuggled them in), when they visited the Kremlin in 1964 to see the Queen and perform their Gothic Rock Opera, Back in the USSR.

Now, knowing that Lennon enjoyed their "enhanced" performance, and this was before they used steroids and started playing American baseball, when the subject of Miss Isle da Fense came up, it is a secret scoundrel for the Comedianist Party to admit that they thought she was in fact really sexy.

For Miss Isle da Fense was REALLY a beautiful Czech woman, and of course this always presents a real dilemma for all men and members of the Comedianist Party, because they ultimately have to answer to their girlfriends and mistresses.

"Honey, Do you think she’s prettier than I am?"

No matter how "tough" a Comrade a Comedianist he might be, no man wants to be put in this situation.

. Joke of the Day

Soviet leader Joseph Stalin asked his secretary one day to tell him the truth.

"Comrade, I know that when I am not around, that you make jokes about me.

"Is this true? You can tell me, because I will forgive you."

After two minutes, there was nothing but silence. Neither man said anything to each other. Finally, Stalin spoke up, saying, "I need you to tell me the truth," emphasized Stalin, "because I am the Great Leader of all the Socialist world and of progressive mankind."

"OK," replied his Secretary, "I confess. You have nothing to worry about Comrade Stalin, for I have never told any of these jokes about you to anyone."

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