Czech Miss Aisle da Fence

Missile Defense, affectionately known as "Miss Aisle da Fence" in many neighborhoods throughout New York, is a controversial subject. To help Czechs better understand it, Metropolitni Expres has obtained this exclusive interview with the man who is known and loved around the world and is affectionately called Radar, from the hit TV series M*A*S*H.

Expresially for you: an interview with the new Radar system | foto: Profimedia.cz

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Q: Why have you come to Prague?

A: I’m going to be meeting with Czechs to let them know that I am officially volunteering to be part of the Radar defense system which is going to be installed over here.

Q: What makes you think you are qualified? You’re an actor!

A: So what? Ronald Reagan and Boris Yeltsin were also actors, but they managed to get elected twice.

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I’m qualified because I’m the world’s only living Radar. I have been playing this role longer than Bill Clinton has been staying faithful to his wife, Hillary.

Q: That’s not very long you know.

A: OK, I retract that statement. 1,247 times longer, I didn’t know you wanted me to get technical on you. I was trying to save my technical prowess for the Russians, in case they ever decide to try and come here again. You’re going to need my math skills.

Q: Don’t you think that by having a Missile Defense System here that it makes the Czech Republic more vulnerable to attack now?

A: No, that’s a myth, spread by the Communists. They’re still upset over Korea, I learned all of this filming M*A*S*H. I’ve never known anyone to attack me, and I’ve been all over the world. Everyone just loves Radar, M*A*S*H is syndicated in more than 2,468 countries, TV channels and time zones.

Q: Are you SURE you are not volunteering to be the part of the new defense system because you haven’t really done any real acting since M*A*S*H was canceled?

A: Well, OK. I admit I could use the work. This is my only chance to play Radar ever again.

Jokes: More Amazing Tongue Twisters

1. Betty Botter had some butter, “But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.

“If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.

“But a bit of better butter -- that would make my batter better.”

So Betty Botter bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.

So it was better Betty Botter

bought a bit of better butter.

2. If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?

Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

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