Amazing, True Inventions

Never underestimate the power of the human mind to invent new and creative things. In this three part series, we’ll review some incredible inventions and discuss how one might best describe them in English.

This also means no cholesterol, and no chances of making you obese. | foto: Profimedia.cz

Angličtina na iDNES.cz
VŠECHNY LEKCE ZDE

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All Flavor,

No Calories

A company called Flavor Spray Diet has an Internet Web site called (naturally) www.flavorspraydiet.com.

What makes this company "different," is that they specialize in making sprays which actually smell and taste just like your favorite very fattening foods, only these sprays have no calories! This also means no cholesterol, and no chances of making you obese.

For example, if you prefer "bacon and eggs" with your glass of water while dieting, just reach for that bottle and spray it on whatever you like.

If you’re British, you can literally spray your entire English breakfast on you, fooling your colleagues into thinking that you actually know how to cook!

Flavor Sprays are available in many different, well, flavors: Parmesean cheese, peanut butter, pesto sauce, banana split, peanut brittle, smoked bacon and even birthday cake! How about some chocolate fudge spray? Yes, we’re not joking folks, this is all very real.

World famous gourmet chef David Burke invented these wonders, yes, America really does have some excellent world class cooks.

Anti-Teenager Repellent
For those of you who find teenagers to be "annoying," or just don’t want them "hanging around" like they’re prone to do, there’s actually a company in Wales, yes, WALES, which actually makes an anti-teenager repellent device!

Shown here above, this machine actually emits a special ultrasonic frequency which people only under the age of 25 can hear!

Next, this same inventor promises to market anti-teenager ring tones for cell phones.

Imagine being able to actually annoy your favorite teenager with whining noises using their favorite toy (their precious little cell phone) that only THEY can hear!

Isn’t technology wonderful, folks?

Jokes: George Bush Bumper Stickers

Here are actual slogans which have appeared on real bumper stickers about George Bush and Vice-President Dick Cheney.

1. BU__SH__!

2. Cheney/Bush ’04: Putting the "con" in conservatism.

3. Cheney/Bush ’04: Thanks for not paying attention.

4. Cheney/Bush ’04: Four More Wars!

5. Don’t think. Vote Bush!

6. Worst. President. Ever.

7. Like a rock. Only dummer.

8. 01.20.09 - George Bush’s Last Day.

9. Never thought I’d miss Nixon!

10. I was against George Bush before it was cool.

11. If you can read this, you’re not George Bush.

12. Stop Mad Cowboy Disease.

 

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