For example, if I live among the Great British, I’m gonna spell the word colour with a u in the middle of the word, even though I’m not going ta bother pernouncing it and it serves no poipose unless I wish to imidate the French language, which is loaded with letters that serve no purpose at least for the French, who can’t be bothered to pronounce them because it would make them work longer than 30 hours a week.
In America, I would spell the word color like it really iz. So spelling is relative, don’t ferget it. It’s just like my cuzin Beatrice.
In more modern hip-hop English, which even the British admit is da wave of da future, spelling is az simple az we can make et.
While I’m not sayin that it’s wright, that’s not my point.
I’m only saying that is relative.
Attidude
In order to write good, you have to have a good attidude. While the first requirement to have a good attidude used to be that you had to be a dude, since we’re speaking English and everyone gets called either "you guys" or "dude" anyway, in two day’s world even women can now have attidudes.
In fact, science might be on the verge of actually proving that most women are born with them!
An attidude is when you believe in yourself, you say "Atta boy, dude, you can DO it!"
The point in having or being an attidude is to have confidence in what you write.
After all, you’ll NEVER know if you have screwed up or offended someone unless or until you try!
DARE to be BRAVE!
Never be "afraid" to either read or publish your great written works, especially in front of everyone else. In fact, whenever anyone says to you, "I’d rather not read it or know what you’ve wrote, but thanks anyway," just remember the only important word they said in that whole sentence was "thanks"!
As everyone knows, the word "thanks" is a synonym for "Please, do whatever you want to me."
Since you ARE a grate writer, you just need to practice your budding craft. It’s no different than trying to play that badly tuned guitar you have gathering dust in your closet.
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Joke of the Day Scientists have discovered that drinking beer actually turns men into women! Genetic experts have identified a gene which contains small amounts of female hormones in ALL beers, especially in Czech beer. To prove their theory correct, scientists gave 100 men 10 liters of beer each to drink and discovered that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense or using any logic; the “men" became over-emotional, and couldn’t drive or do math unless something was on sale! The final piece of evidence was found in the bathroom. Normally, men never bother putting the toilet seat back down. After 10 beers, it’s not important what "position" its in. |
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